Well everybody faces a lot of spam emails daily.
There are a lot of people who want to see myself as a multi millionaire, atleast the spam emails they sent tell me this.

how kind of them.
Is there any great spam mail you received and you wish to discuss here?
Why is viagra so spammed up? So those that want the e-mails don't feel embarassed and can just call it spam?
There is no best spam, only the spam that is best for you

Here are afew from today:
Christian Family Loans. Regain Your Balance. Move from Adjustable to Fixed. Get a Rate you can count on.
Nobody will know bout your problems
***SPAM*** Friend, Cleanse your Colon of Excess Weight
hey baby, I thought you might like these pictures to keep you hot till you get home.
lol
There is no best spam, only the spam that is best for you

Come on.. you are being philosophical now.
Well now a days i receive a lot like these,
They teach me how to add and substract alphabets
H*E'R+E WE GO AG_AIN!
T_H E B-I'G O*N_E BEFOR+E T*H*E SEP+TEM.BER.RALLY!
T-H,E MAR KET IS A BOUT TO P'O_P., A*N*D SO IS E_X.M T-!
Tic*k: E.X-M-T
5-d+ay po.tentia l: 0'..4*0
F irm: EXC,*HANGE MOBI LE T+E'L E (+Other O'T*C': EXMT.P.K)
A-s+k,: 0 ..1 0 (+25.*00%,) UP TO 2_5-% in 1 day
N-o*t o,n_l'y d_o+e s t'h-i-s f-i.r,m h a-v_e gre_at fundamen-t*als,
b.u-t get_ting t,h*i.s oppo.rtu.nity at t*h,e rig+ht t'i'm_e_,
righ t be-fore t_h,e r-ally is w-h a,t make+s t,h-i,s d*e a l so sw eet!
T.h_i*s a g+reat oppo'rtu+nity to at leas't do_uble up!
Shi.ft cou.nt ope-ra'nds a.r+e pr+-obably s*igned m,o-r+e ofte'n t'h,a-n unsi,gned+.
Shif.t or C,t*r-l + di.re*ction k'e,y m oves or resi.zes a con*trol.
Shiel*d t,h e*e f'r'o_m Wa*rwick_'s frow*n, A+n*d p.r_a.y t+h_a't I m a_y r-ep_ossess t'h*e c rown.
If a f'i-l e d,o'e,s n*o t exis.t, zmor+e look's f.o,r a f*i.l,e of t,h*e s_a-m-e n_a*m e w i't,h t_h,e ad_d ition of a.
Wo+odca-rver w+a+s poi'ntin'g t h,i,s w-a,y a*n'd t h*a't o v.e'r t-h+e dropo,ff.
But no idea what they want to convey.
add, subtract AND Multiply!! Math (and english, well sort of) on your cellphone!
I have about 900 I need to clear out my deleted folders soon, here s a quickie!
I love the spam that tells me its spam too.

I thought the marked e-mails were marked by outlook or e-mail provider. In outlook if you aren't worried about wrongly marked e-mails you can set it so that you don't even recieve messages marked ****SPAM****
Yea Im lazy, about 97% hit the junk mail, then I just move them to the delete folder. Its Outlook 07 btw. And you are talking about making rules for them, I dont do that, the only rule I have set is that if its in my addy book its not spam.

The only ones that seem to float to inbox in the past 2wks have been the lovely PDF spam emails, anyone seen these yet? :X